The Pick and Rofl can exclusively reveal that Conservative leader David Cameron, in a desperate bid to appear in touch with young people of today, not only partook in smoking several cannabis joints:
"Bally well wheel it up, Jeeves!"
But also tried to appeal to urban youth by distributing it for profit
This transaction was caught by hidden cameras. A national political scandal erupted when it was found both scorebags weighed in at 4g total.
This news comes at a key time, and will undoubtedly swing the outcome of the UK general election. A truly groundbreaking piece of investigative journalism, exclusive to the Pick and Rofl. Do they give Pulitzers in England?
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